Distractions

I got out of the house Monday to audition for a community theatre play, and I won the largest female part! The play is "Bless Me, Father," and I play a disapproving nun. I get a bucket of water dumped on my head, something many people from my home town should pay good money to see. My father seems even more dismayed about me pretending to be a nun than about me appearing in my friend Elantu's artwork as a sword-wielding, tattooed Celtic warrior woman. Well, I have to do something to keep myself busy until somebody finally caves in and hires me.